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The infamous “Steve” from an unnamed Southern state gets pulled over for riding his lawnmower drunk not once, but twice. At one point in video one Steve tells the officer “hold on, I’ve been drinking all day” and attempts to urinate right in front of him. In video two Steve is “fixing to get lit up” for his second riding mower DUI.
Stereotypical drunk hick…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Sometimes I wish it wasn’t true… but the people in this video may or may not have cemented the stereotype that black people love fried chicken.
Wait it gets worse, here’s a similar report of the same event in Minnesota.
Some people say… the truth will set you free… well, this stereotype just set my people back another 300 years.
-mr stereotype
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HEY, get your hands out of your pants.. that’s not chill bro.
Seriously how good looking is this chick? I mean shoes… (and butt)
Enjoy, you love me
-frat guy
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Some stories are so great they write themselves. This statement can be applied to a new site that is gaining traction among a certain, well,”niche” audience – CougarLife.com.
The details are simple enough. Cougarlife was developed by a Cougar… for other Cougars! This is RICH.
I mean… seriously do I even need to go into detail here? A website for COUGARS to hunt CUBS. This is a not only a frat guy’s dream… it’s the American Dream.
Below is a snippet of the kind of status updates featured on this platform:
- “whose gonna ride your wild horses?”
- “Puurrrrrrrr”
- “RESISTANCE IS FUTILE” (My personal favorite)
Things you should know
Just win – frat guy
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Mr. West Coast here, giving you a little education on this strip of “land” 789 square miles north of San Diego and south of Los Angeles. Call it what you will – The Land of Nixon, The O.C. – but from an anthropological perspective, Orange County is one of the most exotic, richly diverse, interesting regions in the country.
A little background: The famous county symbol is basic a flat-brimmed Angel cap with an oversized Forum shirt to match. RVCA can sometimes be subsituted depending on the occasion. Constituent meetings and governmental decisions are usually made at the executive level at Sharkeez bar in Huntington Beach, or local skateparks in Brea, whichever is more accessible by BMX bike. Most of the incorporated areas mandate at least 7 tattoos across one’s body (though parts of The OC, like Newport Beach, have relaxed these restrictions).
Perhaps most intriguing about the entire region is a phenomenon known as The Orange County Girl. With similarities to her East Coast, hoop-wearing cousin, The Shore Girl, The OC Girl prefers boards to blowouts and flat-brims to fist-pumps. Nevertheless, she can almost routinely be found venturing to Los Angeles nightclubs – MyHouse, Playhouse, anything else ending in “house” = dancing on tables, making a mess, and costing unsuspecting guys hundreds (thousands) of dollars in booze and potential lawsuits.
How do I know an O.C. Girl when I see one?
Easy – dyed blonde hair, fake tan, L.A. VIP area. If you need confirmation or you feel like she is lying when she says she’s visiting from Texas, bluntly ask her for her number. If the area code begins with the 3 fateful numbers “949,” congrats, you’ve caught one in the wild.
Stay tuned for Part II….
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Loading ...I’m gonna get right to the point here. It seems contradictory but … the more people that know where you’re going, the more opportunity you have to get them go … somewhere else.
Don’t get lost in the seemingly convoluted syntax. As one of the creators of Exclusivity, I’ve had many years to both teach it, dream it, and live it, and I can write however I like. Exclusivity isn’t a fad – it’s a lifestyle. In other words, it’s something that develops over time. Let me justify the use of IPOE using the following social networks as contexts.
Followers – At first, it might seem that having less followers would make you more exclusive because less people would know who you are . But if there’s anything Mr. Exclusive can tell you, it’s the more exclusive you are, the more people want to know about you.
Therefore, use the IPOE as follows. Constantly keep your minions in check, let them know where you are, and where they can’t be at all times. Sometimes I update my twitter, tell everyone I’m a certain lounge, and then proceed to rent out the venue, just so I’m the only one there (exclusive). I throw parties so exclusive even the owner can’t get in, and then I put it on twitter, just so there’s a huge line of people OUTSIDE that know they can never get inside. Are things starting to click here?
Say more to be MORE exclusive.
I mean, this is almost too easy. Update pictures from your global travels, make sure that everyone who’s friends with you is in a position where they could never do what you do (excl). Oh yeah, and make sure it’s on your news feed.
I could write a novel on BBM exclusivity – you know, getting a new phone every week just so less people have your actual pin – but that would be child’s play. How about having as many open BBM conversations as possible just so you can “broadcast to all conversations” your exclusive exploits?
Don’t laugh, exclusivity isn’t the joke here … you are.
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There are vast and intriguing tales about the significance and origin of this historic and timeless pose. Ancient cultures have written about the benefits of blood circulation and oxygen due to the right angles and the stoic posture. Mayan ruins dating back to the 500′s seem to indicate that some form of the Mailman formed the basis for religious rituals and human sacrifices – a claim substantiated by Christopher Columbus in his well-kept manifestos safeguarded by the Illuminati.
Christopher Columbus imitating Mayan ritual
Many attempt it with confidence and resilience but few pull it off with virtuoso and aplomb like its forefathers intended. The modern variation of this pose – the one we all know know and love – is actually quite mysterious in its origination.
Although the position has been used overwhelmingly by the Alumni of Cornell since the Revolutionary War, the small on the hill did not, in fact, christen the modern variance of this powerful cadence. Legend has it that perfectly crafted pose originated with a young Canadian ice fisher who hailed from what is now Western Ontario – a poor and desperate soul vehemently searching for the best way to optimize flow of alcohol from beer to orifice. His name has been lost to us but his legacy lives on.
Canadian Ice Fisher
Most of us see some resemblance of The Canadian in a rich, inspirational and elegant silhouette that is both dazzling and complex in its simplicity: The Mailman. The art form -one knee down, one arm behind the head – was dutifully transferred from its Canadian roots to mail room of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity at Cornell University (Ivy League).
Historic mail room located to the right of the front entrance
It was there in that very Mailroom – on a sacred and frigid October night in 1783 – that the Canadian entered the hallowed ground of SAE to impart this tradition to the brothers of this fine fraternity.
To inconvenience everyone around you
Inappropriately in public
At Birth
Informing local indigenous populations around the world (and in London)
Any situation where you are the center of attention
There you have it. The mailman. It sure is fratty, please use with caution.
What is your favorite drinking position? Let us know in the comment section after the jump.
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Yeah so let’s pull up a chair and talk about this one, where do I even begin? This photo illustrates multiple levels of not only frattyness (Yes that’s a real word) also it’s like REALLY Chill.
Yeah so take that in… I just moved into my new apartment this weekend, and yes, the first thing that went into my refrigerator was an ice cold case of Beast.
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