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So, like, I took a bit of a hiatus this past week to, you know, do things by myself. However, I felt compelled to share the newest, most exclusive way to pregame: by yourself — with a Vokda pill.

According to The Times of India, a Russian researcher has invented a pill that is the alcohol equivalent of a shot of vodka.

Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.

This is perfect alternative for exclusive individuals like myself. Now, we don’t have to waste precious time “drinking socially” with other people at the bar at the expense of our exclusivity. All I simply need to do is go to a remote part of the bar/club, whip out a couple of pills, and I’m drunk — all without dealing with more inferior patrons and bartenders.

We hear that this pill will be made commercially available in the U.S. soon and as soon as it does, I’m stocking up.

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Check out the first podcast, we run through the latest posts on the site and a little side banter.

It’s pretty chill. Really Chill Cast 1

Enjoy

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Christmas break. If you thought it ended in college, you’re mistaken. There’s nothing bros like more than returning to their old stomping grounds (aka high school bars and football fields) after a spat in the “real world,” reminiscing about who they used to “do work” on and potentially rekindling an old flame or 12.

But there’s one person who can singlehandedly destroy a perfectly great homecoming: THAT guy who has a phone conversation on a quiet plane, taxiing on the runway, for everyone to hear. Lets be serious, though. He’s probably involved in business thats SO important, it can’t wait 10 minutes until he’s in the jetway. In fact, if he were even close to as important as he was acting:

1. he’d either be flying private (refer to mr exclusive)
2. he’d be flying first class (aka NOT coach)
3. the meeting would be coming to HIM.

We all know THAT guy too. He’s the one talking extra loudly acting like public silence doesnt bother him, making sure you can hear everything he’s saying. “No, tell Mike to run the numbers again…and make sure Eddie shoots those docs over to me…ok ya ya ya…I’m taking off, ok…I’ll get at you when we get into Geneva.” Dude…clearly Mike and Eddie are interns, because anyone making sure everyone hears their business calls is most definitely at the bottom of the hierarchical totem pole. And clearly the flight is going to Long Beach airport, not Switzerland.

And how bout THAT traveler with the world’s most annoying ring? Or THAT traveler that has to call their ride the second the plane lands? Ok, everyone on the plane knows we’ve been delayed over an hour, but waiting an extra ten minutes wont kill your friend that’s driving you to your ten year high school reunion. Ya thats like…not that chill.

Happy Holidays everyone and if you come across THAT guy on the plane, move seats as quickly as possible.

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With all the news circulating about the Woods fiasco, we here at ReallyChill are surprised by the lack of reporting on a very important topic: Not just what Tiger did but how he managed to get caught. Any good frat boy or socially conscious male who has “done work” during his adult life knows the simple steps one could take to avoid this type public humiliation.

This sad story actual stems from Tiger’s childhood, when Tiger’s parents neglected to teach him the balance between killing it on the golf course and crushing it in the frat house.

Say what you will about a typical frat boy, but know this: we do work … yeah, like, a lot of work. Of course, that comes with a price: you have to learn how to never leave a paper trail that will lead back to your questionable past.

Like every normal kid, college students are busy developing the necessary tools to become worse people than when they matriculated (read: playing lax and pledging ). If Tiger had added a crucial bit bit of frattiness to his well-rounded Stanford education, he may have learned firsthand some very important rules:

1. never EVER cheat on the wife of your children… EVER
   • You may be confused by this statement, since typical fratty behaviors encourages “relations” with as many women as possible. HOWEVER said rule applies only before having children. This isn’t out of any moral or virtuous reason, but simply because the only reason you have kids are to breed super athletes, and you can’t distract Junior from exceling at athletics if he’s distracted with problems at home. Come on Tiger, this is rookie mistake numero uno.
2. Dont get MARRIED until you’ve gotten the frat out of your system
   • Again, if you are unclear as to why frat boys would promote family values, it’s because (although we never will admit it) we want to be those legendary dads with the huge familes, great kids, and chair in front of the TV. The only way this can be achieved is if you have enough out of control wild stories during your early-to-mid twenties to talk about for the rest of your life.
   • Alternatively, if you can convince your wife that “having relations with other people doesn’t matter if you don’t have any feeling for them,” then you’re golden. Frat on young frat star… frat on…
3. Take precautions
   • Every frat boy has a story about hooking up with two people that are best friends, or multiple girls in the same sorority. The details differ but the result is always the same: trouble.
   • 1 – While tiger was too busy hitting balls all day in Palo Alto, he never learned how to lie his way out of a situations. For starters, the guy is a billionaire. If he can’t keep it in his pants, he has enough money to build two personalities for himself, with two separate phone numbers. One for sketching and the other for “killing it” in the “real world.”

So there you have it. The next time you think about insulting fratty behaviour, just know that you are ruining a process that breeds the next great leaders of the free world.

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So, like, this weekend, I violated a cardinal rule in fratology: I WENT to a CLUB. Needless to say, it was an unpleasant experience for this fraternity veteran. Highlights of the night included 14 dollar jack and cokes instead of $.50 PBR’s, foreign “models,” and Euro dudes in Ed Hardy dancing to techno music by themselves.

Just when I thought I would have to retire my letters out of shame, I saw something out of the corner of my eye: a bunch of dudes in blowouts fist-pumping with their shirts completely unbuttoned. “Had Los Angeles really deteriorated into Long Island?” I thought as I watched a dozen lemon drop shots being consumed by said individuals. Upon further inspection, the bare-shirted clowns proved to be none other than Paully D, Mike “The Situation” and some tagalongs of MTV’s flagship show, The Jersey Shore. Not to be outdone, 4’9 Snookers and J Woww in close by tow. The scene outside Mi6 courtesy of TMZ (Best line “Snookie is a real person, dude!”):

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Alright, so laxers love flow. And if you don’t know what flow is, you’re just, like, not that chill. Thankfully, one of the sweetest bros of all time – Connor Martin of Warrior lacrosse – is here to discuss that critical component of any laxers physical appearance: the mane of hair that protrudes from the back of his helmet. If you don’t have flow, there’s always the flowbucket.

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We had a nice little chat last week about probably one of the most disgraceful and offensive programs MTV has ever debuted, The Jersey Shore. As if it wasn’t enough that we viewers had to sit through episodes of Road Rules, Real World and Made, MTV decided 2009 was the time to really throw is in the mud: A show about a bunch of self-proclaimed “guidos” and “guidettes” spending a summer in a shore house with a map of Italy on the front.

As if “real life” on “The Shore” wasn’t bad enough for the network, MTV staff affiliated with the show have been receiving death threats. From The NY Daily News:

“The MTV building inTimes Squarewas getting crazy threats and they are in the process of hiring more security [and] bodyguards,” an insider revealed to Fox News. Those involved with the press for the show were particular targets — receiving threatening emails, abusive phone calls and even hurtful Facebook messages, says the insider.

Clearly, this show was a terrible idea given that it has received this backlash. Even Domino’s has pulled the trigger, refusing to advertising spots during The Jersey Show. And yet…like… hear at ReallyChill.org, we just can’t stop watching it. Is “Snookie” from Poughkeepsie actually going to leave The House? Who’s The Situation going to do work on?

What do you think?

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Ahh, the lax bro. If you’re from the Northeast or the Mid-Atlantic, you’ve probably come across him on more than one occasion. You know, being sweet, killing it, crushing beers, wearing pastels, rocking a flow, and repping boarding schools.

Here at reallychill.org, being chill is pretty important to us. Which is why we’ve compiled a series of resources for our dear readers to learn more about this species of bro. What part of Nantucket does he reside in? How does he get that epic flow?

The first video, a profile of laxer extroardinaire, Branford Winstonworth, comes straight from the vault of mid-Atlantic high school lax star and reallychill.org fan, “Chad.” Branford will be able to answer some of your questions. Enjoy.

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