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In a major statement Sunday afternoon in pristine Augusta, Georgia, Phil Mickelson not only won a major victory for good, family guys everywhere but he also proved that Flow can capture championships.

Sporting his signature KPMG black hat, Mickelson’s flow was in full effect throughout the tournament, a major factor that experts have attributed to his fine play. In fact, a Harvard Sociology study has shown that golfers with flow have exceeded public expectations during just about every Major. It remains to be seen what long-term effects Mickelson’s victory will have on Flow’s emergence on a mainstream level, but we here at Really Chill Dot Org could not be happier with this short-term victory.

Remember, don’t be a sellout: Let that flow continue to grow!

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Just when you thought you heard it all, today.. the New York Post is reporting that Tiger allegedly slept with his neighbor’s (at the time) 21 year old daughter

Raychel Coudriet, Tiger Wood's neighbor's daughter

Let’s do a quick recap of how chill Tiger has been lately.

• Essentially deciding to “do him” and coming back to golf – Check
• Doing work at work (by hooking up at his personal office – NY POST article) – Check
• The amount of times you hear a story about Tiger Woods in the media – Annoying
• The amount of money Tiger Woods is making from the reignited media coverage – Priceless

To all RCB’s(Really Chill Bro’s) out there, that are looking for examples of “doing me” look no farther.

Tiger Woods, You’re like REALLY Chill

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You’ve heard about them in the news and seen postings for their “services” on job boards. “Social Media Experts” – individuals who claim to have mastered Twitter/ Facbeook and can “help you do the same” – are destroying the industry they helped create. Their hardship and anxiety has been a source of pain for the American public.

We here at Really Chill decided to find out exactly what makes an individual a “Social Media Guru:”

Yeah it’s really simple actually,

said Steve, a self proclaimed That Guy (TG).

I just go online, look at the trending topics on Twitter, and play along with the racially-charged trending topics (#ifsantawasblack, #uknowuhood, #indaclub). Obviously,  I’m online 24/7 because that’s what makes an expert these days, right? That’s pretty much it, I mean I practically came out of the womb with a keyboard and Mac so I guess I’m a natural.

When asked about dropping “links” on friends and followers, a rigid tactic followed by all Social Media Gurus, Steve said,

I mean, how hard is it to alienate all of your friends with links they don’t even care about on Facebook and Twitter?

What was once a seemingly innocent tactic used to promote meaningless brands has taken its toll on self-proclaimed social media gurus.

We’re seeing a tremendous increase in anxiety and depression among this group,

said Dr. James McDonald, a clinical researcher from the University of Southern California.

Yeah I don’t get it,

said “Ron,” a Really Chill Bro (RCB) who declined to give his last name,

I mean, when I started out as a social media expert, Facebook only had like the cool people in college. Everyone loved it and since I was one of the first adopters, by extension they loved me too. As soon as Twitter and Facebook took off and I put Social Media Expert on my profile, people stopped talking to me… but that’s because I’m an expert, right?

We’ve see this all too often; loved ones becoming engulfed by the last year’s internet trend, “social media.” The toll it’s taken on families and relationships can’t be quantified, but cases of depression due to social media isolation has reached all time highs.

Word has reached the Obama Administration, which declined to comment but pointed us to one of their 209,452,023 websites dedicated to openness and transparency in the social media industry: socialmediadouchebag.gov.

If you or someone you know is suffering from social media depression, please check out the site for tips and advice. Remember, there is a cure for Social Media douchebaggery.

The cartoon originally appeared on Hubspot.

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In conflicting reports, some tech enthusiasts are calling Apple’s iSlate Steve Job’s swan song. Other pundits in the industry are proclaiming that the fabled tablet device doesn’t exist. Reuters claims Apple is holding its own exclusive event after the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) to unveil the new iSlate to the world.

We here at reallychill.org sent one of our reporters into the field and he came up with the following sound conclusion about the viability of an Apple iSlate.

Phillip Raymore
Reporting from The Apple Store
767 5th Ave,
New York, NY

The quest for the truth about the rumored iSlate device took us to what many people consider the astronomical center of the universe – New York City – where we interviewed former Apple Executive David Cadwell:

If you look at past Apple device launches, our history speaks volumes. At Apple, we have a tendency to deny all rumors until we reveal the final product. I kid you not, sometimes things are so exclusive at this place, we don’t even know for ourselves what we are working on.

My conversation with Caldwell was mind-boggling. I thought I was the only one on Earth to feel this level of exclusivity but apparently at Apple, management actually encourages engineers to work on products they don’t even know about. #THATSexcl. Like any accredited journalist, I verified David’s claims of Apple’s continuous denials of new products, most recently the denial of the iPhone’s existence (via techspot).

Taking David at his word, I concluded that talking to people at the top would get me nowhere. I decided to enter the flagship Apple store in Midtown Manhattan to find out what employees on the ground thought about the rumored Apple Tablet. I caught up with Lilly (who refrained from releasing her last name out of fear of losing her job):

I mean, an Apple tablet certainly is possible. I know I’m supposed to play up the facade that “I’m an Apple Genius” but to tell you the truth, sometimes people bring in devices that I didn’t even know we made.

While her claims were enlightening, the prevalence of skinny jeans, thick framed glasses and hipster fedora’s were too much to handle so we decided to cut the interview short.

We all saw what happened when the Crunchpad suddenly became JooJoo (via Engadget), the Time Inc Tablet concept (via TechCrunch) and Microsoft Courier leaked (via Gizmodo).  To say that Apple isn’t working in this space would be extremely shortsighted.

I made a few more calls, and actually had the pleasure of filing this report on the rumored tablet. Writing on a device that’s doesn’t even exist yet? Yeah, #thatsexcl

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Ladies & Gentlemen,

We here at ReallyChill.Org are excited to announce that we are compiling the best content on this site into a manuscript entitled You’re Like Really CHILL: The Definitive Guide To a lifestyle of Exclusivity & Awesomeness.

The book is a numbered guide of all that is like really chill, written by your favorite personalities: Mr. Exclusive, That Guy, Frat Guy, Mr. West Coast and others. Sit back, enjoy a single malt scotch alone at a bar while everyone waits outside in the rain, and let us illuminate the secrets of leading a really chill lifestyle.” When is it appropriate to change the music at a party?’ “What basic steps can I take to make myself more unavailable and, hence, more exclusive? We’ll touch on these life-altering subjects and many more.

If you are interested in carrying the novella in your establishment (we hear that people still go to bookstores these days, even though we ourselves have deemed reading materials anti-exclusive), please drop us a note by contacting us

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