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Loading ...Alright, so laxers love flow. And if you don’t know what flow is, you’re just, like, not that chill. Thankfully, one of the sweetest bros of all time – Connor Martin of Warrior lacrosse – is here to discuss that critical component of any laxers physical appearance: the mane of hair that protrudes from the back of his helmet. If you don’t have flow, there’s always the flowbucket.
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Loading ...Ahh, the lax bro. If you’re from the Northeast or the Mid-Atlantic, you’ve probably come across him on more than one occasion. You know, being sweet, killing it, crushing beers, wearing pastels, rocking a flow, and repping boarding schools.
Here at reallychill.org, being chill is pretty important to us. Which is why we’ve compiled a series of resources for our dear readers to learn more about this species of bro. What part of Nantucket does he reside in? How does he get that epic flow?
The first video, a profile of laxer extroardinaire, Branford Winstonworth, comes straight from the vault of mid-Atlantic high school lax star and reallychill.org fan, “Chad.” Branford will be able to answer some of your questions. Enjoy.
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Now that it’s Thanksgiving Break, bros have an obligation to perform at least some form of athletic activity to remind them how much they killed it in high school.
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Here at yourelikereallychill.com (reallychill.org for short) we are concerned with one thing.. being like REALLY chill. For the midday edition today we’re doing a quick poll, which song is like, more, chill?
What song is frattier? Summer of 69 vs. Sweet Home Alabama.
Total Voters: 85
Loading ...Here are the songs incase you aren’t that chill and may not have heard them.
Make your case by teeing-off in the comment section. Or, if you think we completely missed the boat, check this out and let us know.
Enjoy!
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Wait a minute … running over your nephews on Thanksgiving while playing in the annual family football game with the relatives you can’t stand? THAT’S FRATTY. This one image beautifully conjures up one of the greatest moments in human history: having children to breed super fratletes (athlete + fraternity).
In case you were wondering how this mission is fulfilled, here’s a sample path to legendary status. Write this down:
Notice the crucial progression from Step 2 to Step 3. Fratty dads may idly watch as their son plays AYSO soccer, but soon enough DNA kicks in and that son will make the right choice: football.
What defines a fratty dad, you ask? Of course, they must coach their sons teams at all times, even if it means getting in fights on the sidelines during high school night games. Equally important, they must always prepared to bbq and tailgate and can change a tire or oil in under ten minutes.
They watch classic shows like MASH, wear Russell athletic sweats at home and always have “their chair” that no one else can sit in. Oh and the frattiest of dads will crash on his son’s couch when moving him into college. Just remember – no matter how fratty you are, your dad was probably frattier cause he grew up in the 70s and may have driven a mini van at some point.
The best day of the rest of your life, the day you know you’ve made it as a fratty dad is a sublime experience. It’s not wininng the Heisman, killing it at a bank, being in the highest tax bracket…
It is in, fact the day your son or daughter joins your fraternity. That’s when you’ll know you can rest peacefully.
Happy Thanksgiving,
Frat guy
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Loading ...On sweaty, beer-filled basements of fraternities everywhere, frat boys are rejoicing. Someone has just arrived, and it’s not that slamming blonde from Theta you’ve been texting all night. Enter fratmusic.com to the mix, a site capturing the staples of any Top House: good music and sketchy dance parties.
It’s well documented that “chill” music, grinding, and generally anything “sketchy”( a la “punch” or its cousin “jungle juice”) have a longstanding tradition in fraternity lore. Never has one site so brilliantly made the transformation from of commoner to fratstar that much easier.
In the wise words of the site:
Everyone knows that frats tend to play the best dance music.
We have compiled the best songs from frats all over the U.S. We update our site regularly so that you can have crackin’ pregames and crackin’ dance parties.
FratMusic.com is the original party playlist provider.
Don’t like rap? They’ve got you covered. Don’t like rock? THEY STILL HAVE YOU COVERED. Afterhours? You bet. Even country for The Souther Bro!
Understand this one simple concept: Frat music was designed to do one thing and do it well – make you feel like a rockstar. It’s that moment you live for, when the buzz kicks in and you’re suddenly playing lead guitar in Journey. You instantly feel the need to grind on anything and everything on the dance floor. Don’t fight it, you did it to yourself, the moment you stepped into the fraternity. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, you know you’re having the time of your life.
What a bold statement: “Everyone knows that frats tend to play the best dance music.” The US Department of Health stated in 2006 that fraternity party after hours are the number 1 cause of unplanned pregnancy. So, before you start hating on fraternities and frat lifestyle in general, just remember … you may or may not have been conceived listening to frat music.
now… that’s like REALLY chill.
-frat out
p.s. thank @jennabrom for this news tip
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HEY, get your hands out of your pants.. that’s not chill bro.
Seriously how good looking is this chick? I mean shoes… (and butt)
Enjoy, you love me
-frat guy
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Some stories are so great they write themselves. This statement can be applied to a new site that is gaining traction among a certain, well,”niche” audience – CougarLife.com.
The details are simple enough. Cougarlife was developed by a Cougar… for other Cougars! This is RICH.
I mean… seriously do I even need to go into detail here? A website for COUGARS to hunt CUBS. This is a not only a frat guy’s dream… it’s the American Dream.
Below is a snippet of the kind of status updates featured on this platform:
- “whose gonna ride your wild horses?”
- “Puurrrrrrrr”
- “RESISTANCE IS FUTILE” (My personal favorite)
Things you should know
Just win – frat guy
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There are vast and intriguing tales about the significance and origin of this historic and timeless pose. Ancient cultures have written about the benefits of blood circulation and oxygen due to the right angles and the stoic posture. Mayan ruins dating back to the 500′s seem to indicate that some form of the Mailman formed the basis for religious rituals and human sacrifices – a claim substantiated by Christopher Columbus in his well-kept manifestos safeguarded by the Illuminati.
Christopher Columbus imitating Mayan ritual
Many attempt it with confidence and resilience but few pull it off with virtuoso and aplomb like its forefathers intended. The modern variation of this pose – the one we all know know and love – is actually quite mysterious in its origination.
Although the position has been used overwhelmingly by the Alumni of Cornell since the Revolutionary War, the small on the hill did not, in fact, christen the modern variance of this powerful cadence. Legend has it that perfectly crafted pose originated with a young Canadian ice fisher who hailed from what is now Western Ontario – a poor and desperate soul vehemently searching for the best way to optimize flow of alcohol from beer to orifice. His name has been lost to us but his legacy lives on.
Canadian Ice Fisher
Most of us see some resemblance of The Canadian in a rich, inspirational and elegant silhouette that is both dazzling and complex in its simplicity: The Mailman. The art form -one knee down, one arm behind the head – was dutifully transferred from its Canadian roots to mail room of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity at Cornell University (Ivy League).
Historic mail room located to the right of the front entrance
It was there in that very Mailroom – on a sacred and frigid October night in 1783 – that the Canadian entered the hallowed ground of SAE to impart this tradition to the brothers of this fine fraternity.
To inconvenience everyone around you
Inappropriately in public
At Birth
Informing local indigenous populations around the world (and in London)
Any situation where you are the center of attention
There you have it. The mailman. It sure is fratty, please use with caution.
What is your favorite drinking position? Let us know in the comment section after the jump.
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