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It’s back again…  The You’re like really CHILL’s… Really Chill Cast (mouthful). Check out the show notes from this controversial podcast after the jump.

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Seated at the edge of his hospital bed with his head buried in his hands, 22 year-old Jason Marks never thought he would spend the night in the UCLA Medical Center his first time home from college in six months.

When my 7th bbm to this one girl I met at this one club didn’t go through, I started wondering, ‘was it something I said? What the hell is going on?! I’m like supposed to be KILLING IT right now,’

said Jason, a native of Pacific Palisades.

I couldn’t take it anymore. This wasn’t supposed to happen. I’m a That Guy  (TG) — you know, that guy who played high school varsity football all four years and still talks about. When BBM went down, well, the panic set in and I decided to check myself into this joint,

Jason in the hospital being chill

he said, referring to UCLA Ronald Reagan Memorial Hospital.

Even with Blackberry’s data centers functional, the pain caused by the outage has taken its toll on many loyal RIM subscribers.

We’re calling it Post Tramautic Messenger Disorder, or PTMD for short,

said Dr. Marvin Hainsworth, a neuroscientist specializing in Blackberry behavior.

Many individuals are having a hard time recovering from the loss of data, making them especially vulnerable.

Vin, a 25-year-old from Cranberry, NJ who declined to give his last name, echoed Dr. Hainsworth’s sentiments:

“Yeah, so like, I had to make some actual phone calls to my boys from Cherry Hill to see what they wanted to do last night. It was terrible, you know, hearing their actual voices. Even now that my BBM is working, I’m never going to be able to get those conversations out of my mind, no matter how much I try.

Delayed BBM’s causing High Levels of Anxiety

Recipients of extremely late BBM’s haven’t been immune from the Blackberry carnage.

I decided to go to sleep really early last night since BBM wasn’t working, which meant there was no point even staying awake, you know?

said Kirsten, a 22 year-old female from La Jolla.

Then I wake up this morning and there’s like, 23 BBM’s from this guy I think I gave my number to a couple weeks ago. He kept asking me if I was trying to “watch an episode of Lost” and I guess since nothing was getting delivered he kept resending. I’m not really sure what to do now since I can’t respond to these types of messages unless I’m drunk. So I might down a few shots before I say anything, obviously.

Kristen’s not alone in her discomfort. Many recipients of delayed BBM’s are feeling confused and insecure by the catastrophe.

Kelly showing off her "exclusivity" and two phones

I’m like, not sure what the proper etiquette is here,

said Kelly, a 28 year-old from Miami.

I got a bunch of BBM’s that just came in now. One simply said ‘soo, like, you tryna hang out or what?’ The context of these messages is completely skewed since I received them at 12 p.m. I’m not really sure what to do.

If you or anyone you know is experiencing PTMD, please seek help. Protect yourself and your loved ones in this difficult time.

For more resources on Dealing with exclusivity etiquette, check out our guide on the Inverse Propensity of Exclusivity (IPOE)

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Frat Guy Reporting from Los Angeles, California
Last update from New York, New York
As of 21:41:04 UTC +500 – New York, NY

What was first labeled one of the greatest shortcomings in the history of mankind has quickly morphed into utter chaos. AT&T and Verizon (probably Sprint and T-Mobile too, but no one cares about those two) 3G, CDMA and Edge data networks have experienced what officials are calling “Inadvertent data communication failures.” To the layman, BLACKBERRY MESSENGER IS DOWN, pull your money out of the banks and start stuffing your mattress. The world is coming to an end.

Frat Guys and That Guys in major metropolitan areas are experiencing unprecedented levels of anxiety, mostly due to the BBM outage on the of precious days leading up to Christmas.

“This is a really important day for Those Guys,”

said Shawn, a 21 year-old senior at an undisclosed university in upstate New York.

“In fact, studies show that the days leading up to Christmas are second only to the day before Thanksgiving for doing work on random girls from the past. I don’t know what I’m going to do now.”

The world literally coming to an end, due to BBM outage

Like Shawn, many college-aged males cite the days leading up to Christmas as some of the most revered days of the year. It’s the time when males return to their old stomping grounds in a frenzy. Committing random acts of late night blackberry messaging is essential for frat guys to hook up with old hometown heroes and local slam pieces.

Typical "That Guy" attempting to rekindle a lost love during winter holiday season

Those Guys (TG’s) aren’t the only ones experiencing the pains of BBM outage. For Really Chill Bros (RCB’s) around the country, the BBM shortage is causing major health-related issues.

“I’m like reeeaally freaking out because now, like I can no longer go to a bar, sit in a corner – by myself — and have people watch me Blackberry Message(BBM for short) random acts of sketchyness to chicks across the bar, whose name I  will probably forgot in 15 minutes,”

said Talan, a 22 year-old surfer from Newport Beach and self described RCB.

example of blackberry douchebaggery

Both AT&T and Verizon have received millions of complaints that the BBM outage has forced people to talk on the phone, which just isn’t that chill for some citizens.

“If I wanted to have an actual conversation with a human being, I would have bought an iPhone or something shittier a long time ago, like a flip phone”

said Alex, a junior at Ole Miss.

In some areas of the country, forced, verbal communication has brought out barbarian behavior. In Minneapolis, 15 people were arrested for setting their blackberries on fire in the middle of a public street. When asked what prompted such unprecedented action, lawyers of the accused cited

“extreme anxiety caused by awkward pauses and repeated lengths of silence.”

Like many across the country, these residents literally forgot how to preform verbal communication.

Please check reallychill.org for breaking news on the life threatening situation. Search for blackberry alternatives on amazon

[NEWS UPDATE]: Blackberry data restored, hardship still widespread by that guy

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Christmas break. If you thought it ended in college, you’re mistaken. There’s nothing bros like more than returning to their old stomping grounds (aka high school bars and football fields) after a spat in the “real world,” reminiscing about who they used to “do work” on and potentially rekindling an old flame or 12.

But there’s one person who can singlehandedly destroy a perfectly great homecoming: THAT guy who has a phone conversation on a quiet plane, taxiing on the runway, for everyone to hear. Lets be serious, though. He’s probably involved in business thats SO important, it can’t wait 10 minutes until he’s in the jetway. In fact, if he were even close to as important as he was acting:

1. he’d either be flying private (refer to mr exclusive)
2. he’d be flying first class (aka NOT coach)
3. the meeting would be coming to HIM.

We all know THAT guy too. He’s the one talking extra loudly acting like public silence doesnt bother him, making sure you can hear everything he’s saying. “No, tell Mike to run the numbers again…and make sure Eddie shoots those docs over to me…ok ya ya ya…I’m taking off, ok…I’ll get at you when we get into Geneva.” Dude…clearly Mike and Eddie are interns, because anyone making sure everyone hears their business calls is most definitely at the bottom of the hierarchical totem pole. And clearly the flight is going to Long Beach airport, not Switzerland.

And how bout THAT traveler with the world’s most annoying ring? Or THAT traveler that has to call their ride the second the plane lands? Ok, everyone on the plane knows we’ve been delayed over an hour, but waiting an extra ten minutes wont kill your friend that’s driving you to your ten year high school reunion. Ya thats like…not that chill.

Happy Holidays everyone and if you come across THAT guy on the plane, move seats as quickly as possible.

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With all the news circulating about the Woods fiasco, we here at ReallyChill are surprised by the lack of reporting on a very important topic: Not just what Tiger did but how he managed to get caught. Any good frat boy or socially conscious male who has “done work” during his adult life knows the simple steps one could take to avoid this type public humiliation.

This sad story actual stems from Tiger’s childhood, when Tiger’s parents neglected to teach him the balance between killing it on the golf course and crushing it in the frat house.

Say what you will about a typical frat boy, but know this: we do work … yeah, like, a lot of work. Of course, that comes with a price: you have to learn how to never leave a paper trail that will lead back to your questionable past.

Like every normal kid, college students are busy developing the necessary tools to become worse people than when they matriculated (read: playing lax and pledging ). If Tiger had added a crucial bit bit of frattiness to his well-rounded Stanford education, he may have learned firsthand some very important rules:

1. never EVER cheat on the wife of your children… EVER
   • You may be confused by this statement, since typical fratty behaviors encourages “relations” with as many women as possible. HOWEVER said rule applies only before having children. This isn’t out of any moral or virtuous reason, but simply because the only reason you have kids are to breed super athletes, and you can’t distract Junior from exceling at athletics if he’s distracted with problems at home. Come on Tiger, this is rookie mistake numero uno.
2. Dont get MARRIED until you’ve gotten the frat out of your system
   • Again, if you are unclear as to why frat boys would promote family values, it’s because (although we never will admit it) we want to be those legendary dads with the huge familes, great kids, and chair in front of the TV. The only way this can be achieved is if you have enough out of control wild stories during your early-to-mid twenties to talk about for the rest of your life.
   • Alternatively, if you can convince your wife that “having relations with other people doesn’t matter if you don’t have any feeling for them,” then you’re golden. Frat on young frat star… frat on…
3. Take precautions
   • Every frat boy has a story about hooking up with two people that are best friends, or multiple girls in the same sorority. The details differ but the result is always the same: trouble.
   • 1 – While tiger was too busy hitting balls all day in Palo Alto, he never learned how to lie his way out of a situations. For starters, the guy is a billionaire. If he can’t keep it in his pants, he has enough money to build two personalities for himself, with two separate phone numbers. One for sketching and the other for “killing it” in the “real world.”

So there you have it. The next time you think about insulting fratty behaviour, just know that you are ruining a process that breeds the next great leaders of the free world.

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So, like, this weekend, I violated a cardinal rule in fratology: I WENT to a CLUB. Needless to say, it was an unpleasant experience for this fraternity veteran. Highlights of the night included 14 dollar jack and cokes instead of $.50 PBR’s, foreign “models,” and Euro dudes in Ed Hardy dancing to techno music by themselves.

Just when I thought I would have to retire my letters out of shame, I saw something out of the corner of my eye: a bunch of dudes in blowouts fist-pumping with their shirts completely unbuttoned. “Had Los Angeles really deteriorated into Long Island?” I thought as I watched a dozen lemon drop shots being consumed by said individuals. Upon further inspection, the bare-shirted clowns proved to be none other than Paully D, Mike “The Situation” and some tagalongs of MTV’s flagship show, The Jersey Shore. Not to be outdone, 4’9 Snookers and J Woww in close by tow. The scene outside Mi6 courtesy of TMZ (Best line “Snookie is a real person, dude!”):

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We had a nice little chat last week about probably one of the most disgraceful and offensive programs MTV has ever debuted, The Jersey Shore. As if it wasn’t enough that we viewers had to sit through episodes of Road Rules, Real World and Made, MTV decided 2009 was the time to really throw is in the mud: A show about a bunch of self-proclaimed “guidos” and “guidettes” spending a summer in a shore house with a map of Italy on the front.

As if “real life” on “The Shore” wasn’t bad enough for the network, MTV staff affiliated with the show have been receiving death threats. From The NY Daily News:

“The MTV building inTimes Squarewas getting crazy threats and they are in the process of hiring more security [and] bodyguards,” an insider revealed to Fox News. Those involved with the press for the show were particular targets — receiving threatening emails, abusive phone calls and even hurtful Facebook messages, says the insider.

Clearly, this show was a terrible idea given that it has received this backlash. Even Domino’s has pulled the trigger, refusing to advertising spots during The Jersey Show. And yet…like… hear at ReallyChill.org, we just can’t stop watching it. Is “Snookie” from Poughkeepsie actually going to leave The House? Who’s The Situation going to do work on?

What do you think?

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Ahh, the lax bro. If you’re from the Northeast or the Mid-Atlantic, you’ve probably come across him on more than one occasion. You know, being sweet, killing it, crushing beers, wearing pastels, rocking a flow, and repping boarding schools.

Here at reallychill.org, being chill is pretty important to us. Which is why we’ve compiled a series of resources for our dear readers to learn more about this species of bro. What part of Nantucket does he reside in? How does he get that epic flow?

The first video, a profile of laxer extroardinaire, Branford Winstonworth, comes straight from the vault of mid-Atlantic high school lax star and reallychill.org fan, “Chad.” Branford will be able to answer some of your questions. Enjoy.

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