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So, like, I took a bit of a hiatus this past week to, you know, do things by myself. However, I felt compelled to share the newest, most exclusive way to pregame: by yourself — with a Vokda pill.
According to The Times of India, a Russian researcher has invented a pill that is the alcohol equivalent of a shot of vodka.
Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.
This is perfect alternative for exclusive individuals like myself. Now, we don’t have to waste precious time “drinking socially” with other people at the bar at the expense of our exclusivity. All I simply need to do is go to a remote part of the bar/club, whip out a couple of pills, and I’m drunk — all without dealing with more inferior patrons and bartenders.
We hear that this pill will be made commercially available in the U.S. soon and as soon as it does, I’m stocking up.
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