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On sweaty, beer-filled basements of fraternities everywhere, frat boys are rejoicing. Someone has just arrived, and it’s not that slamming blonde from Theta you’ve been texting all night. Enter fratmusic.com to the mix, a site capturing the staples of any Top House: good music and sketchy dance parties.

It’s well documented that “chill” music, grinding, and generally anything “sketchy”( a la “punch” or its cousin “jungle juice”) have a longstanding tradition in fraternity lore. Never has one site so brilliantly made the transformation from of commoner to fratstar that much easier.

In the wise words of the site:

Everyone knows that frats tend to play the best dance music.
We have compiled the best songs from frats all over the U.S. We update our site regularly so that you can have crackin’ pregames and crackin’ dance parties.
FratMusic.com is the original party playlist provider.

Don’t like rap? They’ve got you covered. Don’t like rock? THEY STILL HAVE YOU COVERED. Afterhours? You bet. Even country for The Souther Bro!

Understand this one simple concept: Frat music was designed to do one thing and do it well – make you feel like a rockstar. It’s that moment you live for, when the buzz kicks in and you’re suddenly playing lead guitar in Journey. You instantly feel the need to grind on anything and everything on the dance floor. Don’t fight it, you did it to yourself, the moment you stepped into the fraternity. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, you know you’re having the time of your life.

What a bold statement: “Everyone knows that frats tend to play the best dance music.” The US Department of Health stated in 2006 that fraternity party after hours are the number 1 cause of unplanned pregnancy. So, before you start hating on fraternities and frat lifestyle in general, just remember … you may or may not have been conceived listening to frat music.

now… that’s like REALLY chill.

-frat out

p.s. thank @jennabrom for this news tip

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