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Loading ...With all the news circulating about the Woods fiasco, we here at ReallyChill are surprised by the lack of reporting on a very important topic: Not just what Tiger did but how he managed to get caught. Any good frat boy or socially conscious male who has “done work” during his adult life knows the simple steps one could take to avoid this type public humiliation.
This sad story actual stems from Tiger’s childhood, when Tiger’s parents neglected to teach him the balance between killing it on the golf course and crushing it in the frat house.
Say what you will about a typical frat boy, but know this: we do work … yeah, like, a lot of work. Of course, that comes with a price: you have to learn how to never leave a paper trail that will lead back to your questionable past.
Like every normal kid, college students are busy developing the necessary tools to become worse people than when they matriculated (read: playing lax and pledging ). If Tiger had added a crucial bit bit of frattiness to his well-rounded Stanford education, he may have learned firsthand some very important rules:
- never EVER cheat on the wife of your children… EVER
- You may be confused by this statement, since typical fratty behaviors encourages “relations” with as many women as possible. HOWEVER said rule applies only before having children. This isn’t out of any moral or virtuous reason, but simply because the only reason you have kids are to breed super athletes, and you can’t distract Junior from exceling at athletics if he’s distracted with problems at home. Come on Tiger, this is rookie mistake numero uno.
- Dont get MARRIED until you’ve gotten the frat out of your system
- Again, if you are unclear as to why frat boys would promote family values, it’s because (although we never will admit it) we want to be those legendary dads with the huge familes, great kids, and chair in front of the TV. The only way this can be achieved is if you have enough out of control wild stories during your early-to-mid twenties to talk about for the rest of your life.
- Alternatively, if you can convince your wife that “having relations with other people doesn’t matter if you don’t have any feeling for them,” then you’re golden. Frat on young frat star… frat on…
- Take precautions
- Every frat boy has a story about hooking up with two people that are best friends, or multiple girls in the same sorority. The details differ but the result is always the same: trouble.
- 1 – While tiger was too busy hitting balls all day in Palo Alto, he never learned how to lie his way out of a situations. For starters, the guy is a billionaire. If he can’t keep it in his pants, he has enough money to build two personalities for himself, with two separate phone numbers. One for sketching and the other for “killing it” in the “real world.”
So there you have it. The next time you think about insulting fratty behaviour, just know that you are ruining a process that breeds the next great leaders of the free world.
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