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[PODCAST] Really Chill Cast 3 – Holiday Stories, NFL, Loopt, Foursquare & Manscaping

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Sit back and relax with mr exclusive and that guy, make sure you leave a funny voice mail on our new listener line: 212-203-0483 and we’ll play the funny ones next episode.

Holiday Stories

  • Renting out a club for yourself #thatsexcl
  • playing taboo with the family, watching movies
  • eating a lot of ham
  • flying a private jet but keeping it on the tarmac

Songs This week

NFL’s Undefeated season

  • Mr exclusive is not happy about pulling payton out of the game
  • Obama we love you

Loopt & Foursquare

  • Mr Westcoast lies about how exclusive he is
  • Loopt is bad if you have a girlfriend

Is that chill? Manscaping

  • Mr Exclusive: Yeahhhh, its like pretty chill: but it has limits, no eyebrows
  • That Guy: Nahhhh, not that chill: but keep downstairs clean

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[FIELD REPORT] Black Santa Claus arrested for breaking and entering his own house.

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Reporting from Jumpertown, Mississippi

Arnold Posner arrested for breaking and entering into his own house

Local Members of the NAACB (National Association for the Advancement of Colored Bro’s) have decided to drop their case against the Jumpertown, Mississippi Police Department after officials deemed the whole incident a “misunderstanding” For some, the incident is already being called a Really Chill Christmas Miracle.

Last week, members of the black community were outraged when reports surfaced that Arnold Posner, a local resident of Jumpertown, was arrested for breaking and entering into his own home. His neighbor and high school football teammate Steve Falor made this comment to the Jumpertown Minute last week:

I mean, It was really messed up but I guess I kind of understand where the cops were coming from… this is a really nice neighborhood and there aren’t a lot of Black folk around, so if he was passing by… well… you know… he was breaking and entering… delivering presents.

After news of Posner’s arrest hit the 24/7 news cycle, the officer on the scene were questioned about his motive. Sergeant Jason McCormick later admitted

After it became blatantly clear to me that he was breaking and entering into his own house, I neglected the facts because I was hoping that we would —you know — all get to share a beer with president Obama and debate racial stereotypes.

sharing beers with obama ... reaallly chill

Members of the black community rose up in opposition to this clear display of racial injustice until the NAACB released this statement

Members of the African American community: we share your feelings of utter disgust and disapproval of the unjust treatment of African Americans in their own homes. In our effect to remain objective, when the police sergeant admitted his intentions, we concluded that his cause was just. We would like to join the officer and Arnold Poser at the table when beers start flowing with the President.

After this historic event came to a sound conclusion, executives from Hollywood began discussing film rights to “Arnold Posner: A Really Chill Christmas Mircale” with Mr. Posner. The film is labeled as a short vignette on how being chill is breaking racial stereotypes and uniting a nation this holiday season.

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