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BREAKING NEWS: Flowfection! Mickelson Captures Third Masters, Major Victory for Flow

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In a major statement Sunday afternoon in pristine Augusta, Georgia, Phil Mickelson not only won a major victory for good, family guys everywhere but he also proved that Flow can capture championships.

Sporting his signature KPMG black hat, Mickelson’s flow was in full effect throughout the tournament, a major factor that experts have attributed to his fine play. In fact, a Harvard Sociology study has shown that golfers with flow have exceeded public expectations during just about every Major. It remains to be seen what long-term effects Mickelson’s victory will have on Flow’s emergence on a mainstream level, but we here at Really Chill Dot Org could not be happier with this short-term victory.

Remember, don’t be a sellout: Let that flow continue to grow!

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Sweet Lax Bro Resource Part II

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Alright, so laxers love flow. And if you don’t know what flow is, you’re just, like, not that chill. Thankfully, one of the sweetest bros of all time – Connor Martin of Warrior lacrosse – is here to discuss that critical component of any laxers physical appearance: the mane of hair that protrudes from the back of his helmet. If you don’t have flow, there’s always the flowbucket.

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CHILL OFF: University of Arizona vs. USC

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Which school is more chill?

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Mr. West Coast checking in. It’s been a while since my last post but now that the latest swell has died down, I can finally put down the board and pick up the blog.

For those of you living on the Wack Coast (read: East Coast), this weekend marks the culmination of Pac 10 football. Despite a disappointing season for the Pac 10 (seriously, a team from Oregon in the Rose Bowl?), this Saturday promises to be one of the chillest Saturdays when U of A travels to the Coliseum to take on the Trojans. Naturally, the question arises, “Which school is more chill?” To answer this question, we’ve assembled a team of bros from the up and down the West Coast to break it down:

Sweet Bros: USC

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Despite the fact that lax is not prevalent at either school, both schools boast strong fraternity mansions, so naturally, chill bros can be found in plenty. In fact, we were pleased to learn that over 73 percent of underclassmen polled at both schools expressed that frats had a “strong influence” on their day-to-day lices.

Due to its location in L.A. (center of the Universe), however, ‘SC clearly wins this one. Bros can hit up chill surf spots like El Porto and Trestles as well as good snowboarding spots like Mountain High and still make it back in time to haze their pledges before a trip to the Nine O.

Tucson’s got…well…Monster Truck Rallies and the Rodeo, which means there is little else to condition a bro except to get roided before going to the gym.

Fly Girls: University of Arizona

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No contest. Have you seen this place? When the weekend begins on like Monday morning, there is little else to do except chill by the pool and look great. ‘SC has talent though, just not compared to the desert’s finest.
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Chillest Quarterback: USC

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Again, a tough one because at first glance Matt Barkley and Nick Foles seem like, really chill. However…

Barkley

  1. Is from Orange County and
  2. looks like he just stepped out of the water after an early morning sesh.

That’s like chill.

While Foles:

  • Has a flow that laxers would certainly be proud of….

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  • He kind of reminds us more of Sunshine from Remember The Titans. Not Chill.

So what do you think? Leave us your thoughts in the comment section after the jump.

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