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Loading ...I’m gonna get right to the point here. It seems contradictory but … the more people that know where you’re going, the more opportunity you have to get them go … somewhere else.
Don’t get lost in the seemingly convoluted syntax. As one of the creators of Exclusivity, I’ve had many years to both teach it, dream it, and live it, and I can write however I like. Exclusivity isn’t a fad – it’s a lifestyle. In other words, it’s something that develops over time. Let me justify the use of IPOE using the following social networks as contexts.
Followers – At first, it might seem that having less followers would make you more exclusive because less people would know who you are . But if there’s anything Mr. Exclusive can tell you, it’s the more exclusive you are, the more people want to know about you.
Therefore, use the IPOE as follows. Constantly keep your minions in check, let them know where you are, and where they can’t be at all times. Sometimes I update my twitter, tell everyone I’m a certain lounge, and then proceed to rent out the venue, just so I’m the only one there (exclusive). I throw parties so exclusive even the owner can’t get in, and then I put it on twitter, just so there’s a huge line of people OUTSIDE that know they can never get inside. Are things starting to click here?
Say more to be MORE exclusive.
I mean, this is almost too easy. Update pictures from your global travels, make sure that everyone who’s friends with you is in a position where they could never do what you do (excl). Oh yeah, and make sure it’s on your news feed.
Blackberry Messenger
I could write a novel on BBM exclusivity – you know, getting a new phone every week just so less people have your actual pin – but that would be child’s play. How about having as many open BBM conversations as possible just so you can “broadcast to all conversations” your exclusive exploits?
Don’t laugh, exclusivity isn’t the joke here … you are.
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