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Link to intro song: http://vokoder.fm/track/The-Fresh-Prince/Fresh-Prince-Of-Bel-Air-(-Mustard-Pimp-Remix)/
MP3 File: A New Year Message From Mr Exclusive
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Loading ...It’s only fitting that the first dissertation in the age old quest of being a Really Chill Bro (RCB) is the cornerstone of All Things Chill (ATC): “Exclusivity.” Many a scripture has been written about this topic but nearly all have fallen short of capturing the essence of what it means to be Unapologetically Exclusive. It is with pride and great humility that I take on this challenge.
Exclusivity as we know it is the phenomenon started by the ancestors of Mr Exclusive. It predated the Mesopotamic period and flourished in the land between the two rivers where Ancient Civilization began: the Tigris and the Euphrates. As Wikipedia states, this region is a place that is “widely considered as the cradle of civilization.”
Deep within the Akkadian Empire (ca. 2350 BCE–2193 BCE), young Naram-Sin, the emperor’s grandson and one of the forerunners of the Exclusivity Movement, began to crave out his own place in history. According to scripture, he was the first person in human history to consciously elect to do something by himself. #ThatsEXCL
Young Naram Sim spreading "Exclusivity" to all
People have trouble understanding that anything involving an invitation is inherently not exclusive. In fact, the act of not allowing other people to bask in your exclusivity is key to maximizing exclusivity. Every time you receive an invite from a promoter promoting a club so exclusive he himself cannot get in, just remember one thing: by rejecting his or her request, you are cementing yourself in the rich history of all beings who chose to take the exclusive path.
Great question. I wish I could just say, follow me for a day (Mr Exclusive) and you would get enough material to last a lifetime, but the act of being anywhere near me would diminish my own exclusivity. Therefore, follow these simple rules and the extensive research available on reallychill.org for more insight:
Over the course of this journey of All Things Chill (ATC), we will delve into these topic with great detail.
As the finally installment of my introduction, I thought it would only be appropriate to address this topic.
The answer is simple: All the time.
If someone asks you, “When can I expect your call?” Simply reply “Don’t call me, I’ll call you.” If you’ve entered the level of Like Really Exclusive, (LRE), it may be okay to say something like, “that’s physically impossible because I have three phones and none of them take outside calls.” Fear not, for all this will become easier the more you read.
Just remember, one of the tenants of being really chill is your level of exclusivity.
With Love,
Mr Exclusive
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Loading ...It’s back again… The You’re like really CHILL’s… Really Chill Cast (mouthful). Check out the show notes from this controversial podcast after the jump.
MP3 File: Really Chill Cast 2
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Check out the first podcast, we run through the latest posts on the site and a little side banter.
It’s pretty chill. Really Chill Cast 1
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