Raychel Coudriet, Tiger Wood's neighbor's daughter

Let’s do a quick recap of how chill Tiger has been lately.

• Essentially deciding to “do him” and coming back to golf – Check
• Doing work at work (by hooking up at his personal office – NY POST article) – Check
• The amount of times you hear a story about Tiger Woods in the media – Annoying
• The amount of money Tiger Woods is making from the reignited media coverage – Priceless

To all RCB’s(Really Chill Bro’s) out there, that are looking for examples of “doing me” look no farther.

Tiger Woods, You’re like REALLY Chill

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In an attempt to make money off of the Tiger Woods fiasco, Maino releases a new single (via German Music site hip-hop-news.de), listen to it after the jump.

Just when Tiger woods thought he was in the clear, Maino comes out with a new single going after the “athlete of the decade” in his new single “Get Em Tiger.”  Sometimes I wish I could make this stuff up, but these stories actually write themselves.

What do you think? Get Em Tiger? Hell Yeah

Do Work,
Mr Stereotype

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This sad story actual stems from Tiger’s childhood, when Tiger’s parents neglected to teach him the balance between killing it on the golf course and crushing it in the frat house.

Say what you will about a typical frat boy, but know this: we do work … yeah, like, a lot of work. Of course, that comes with a price: you have to learn how to never leave a paper trail that will lead back to your questionable past.

Like every normal kid, college students are busy developing the necessary tools to become worse people than when they matriculated (read: playing lax and pledging ). If Tiger had added a crucial bit bit of frattiness to his well-rounded Stanford education, he may have learned firsthand some very important rules:

1. never EVER cheat on the wife of your children… EVER
   • You may be confused by this statement, since typical fratty behaviors encourages “relations” with as many women as possible. HOWEVER said rule applies only before having children. This isn’t out of any moral or virtuous reason, but simply because the only reason you have kids are to breed super athletes, and you can’t distract Junior from exceling at athletics if he’s distracted with problems at home. Come on Tiger, this is rookie mistake numero uno.
2. Dont get MARRIED until you’ve gotten the frat out of your system
   • Again, if you are unclear as to why frat boys would promote family values, it’s because (although we never will admit it) we want to be those legendary dads with the huge familes, great kids, and chair in front of the TV. The only way this can be achieved is if you have enough out of control wild stories during your early-to-mid twenties to talk about for the rest of your life.
   • Alternatively, if you can convince your wife that “having relations with other people doesn’t matter if you don’t have any feeling for them,” then you’re golden. Frat on young frat star… frat on…
3. Take precautions
   • Every frat boy has a story about hooking up with two people that are best friends, or multiple girls in the same sorority. The details differ but the result is always the same: trouble.
   • 1 – While tiger was too busy hitting balls all day in Palo Alto, he never learned how to lie his way out of a situations. For starters, the guy is a billionaire. If he can’t keep it in his pants, he has enough money to build two personalities for himself, with two separate phone numbers. One for sketching and the other for “killing it” in the “real world.”

So there you have it. The next time you think about insulting fratty behaviour, just know that you are ruining a process that breeds the next great leaders of the free world.

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Rachel Uchitel

Elin Nordegren

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As the resident frat guy, I found it more than necessary to weigh in on a current event: Tiger Woods’ recent car accident. I think we all know that something smells a little fishy with this one. Let’s look at the facts:

• There is still an “ongoing investigation”
• Tiger hit a fire hydrant, and then a tree which was several yards away
• His wife shattered the back window of his Escalade to “pull him out”
• The accident happened at 2:30 in the morning
• He refuses to talk to police or the media about it
• In the same week, reports about an affair with a NYC socialite surfaced

What do I think about this? I think that after living in his house for at least a few years, he’s probably backed out of his driveway several hundred times. In doing so (call me crazy), he probably noted all the surroundings, like a fire hydrant or a giant tree, and managed to always avoid them. Now…what would cause him to run over the fire hydrant and slam into a tree? Probably a little bit of Grandpa’s Cough Medicine.

See, Tiger reminds me of a few friends in my college days who liked to say, “trust me, I drive better when I’m drunk…I pay closer attention to detail.” In this case, I’m sure Tiger just found his car to be a little dirty and wanted to give it a rinse. Needless to say, drunk driving is terrible, and I don’t want to classify it as “fratty.” However, what is fratty is running over objects that are hundreds of yards from your driveway, in a routine attempt to back out. Because guys in houses don’t really care about their surroundings.

Golf fans, Tiger’s hot wife, and people everywhere-brace yourself: Tiger was DRUNK. This is the only explanation. My guess is that he and his smoking hot Swedish model got into a little argumentski over the discovery of Tiger’s “New York Girl” (see, sports stars have at least one in every city). Tiger probably had heard enough and was going to go meet up with Dwight Howard for a good time in downtown Orlando. As he was driving off, my guess is Elin unleashed on his back window, he swerved to avoid her, drunkenly overcompensated, and in doing so left some fire hydrant carnage.

Now, Tiger does what any fratguy would do in an awkward situation (like, say, when the Dean catches you hazing 25 half-naked pledges, using two quarts of honey, a hose, thousand island dressing, and seran wrap)…you cover it up. “Ya Dean, we were just doing some science experiments down here in the basement…weren’t we guys?”

Straight from tigerwoods.com: “Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible…”

Oh and Elin apparently bashed the back window in to drag him out of the car. Why would you bash in the window farthest from the driver’s seat to get someone out? You’re telling me, she bashed it in, crawled over broken glass, over two rows of seats, grabbed her 200+ pound husband, and dragged him back out to safety? If so, hats off to the world’s most heroic supermodel. I’m just not a believer yet…

You be the judge people…

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Tiger Woods Drives Better When He’s Drunk is a post from: You're Like Really Chill