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Christmas break. If you thought it ended in college, you’re mistaken. There’s nothing bros like more than returning to their old stomping grounds (aka high school bars and football fields) after a spat in the “real world,” reminiscing about who they used to “do work” on and potentially rekindling an old flame or 12.
But there’s one person who can singlehandedly destroy a perfectly great homecoming: THAT guy who has a phone conversation on a quiet plane, taxiing on the runway, for everyone to hear. Lets be serious, though. He’s probably involved in business thats SO important, it can’t wait 10 minutes until he’s in the jetway. In fact, if he were even close to as important as he was acting:
1. he’d either be flying private (refer to mr exclusive)
2. he’d be flying first class (aka NOT coach)
3. the meeting would be coming to HIM.
We all know THAT guy too. He’s the one talking extra loudly acting like public silence doesnt bother him, making sure you can hear everything he’s saying. “No, tell Mike to run the numbers again…and make sure Eddie shoots those docs over to me…ok ya ya ya…I’m taking off, ok…I’ll get at you when we get into Geneva.” Dude…clearly Mike and Eddie are interns, because anyone making sure everyone hears their business calls is most definitely at the bottom of the hierarchical totem pole. And clearly the flight is going to Long Beach airport, not Switzerland.
And how bout THAT traveler with the world’s most annoying ring? Or THAT traveler that has to call their ride the second the plane lands? Ok, everyone on the plane knows we’ve been delayed over an hour, but waiting an extra ten minutes wont kill your friend that’s driving you to your ten year high school reunion. Ya thats like…not that chill.
Happy Holidays everyone and if you come across THAT guy on the plane, move seats as quickly as possible.
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